Report: Everyone You Know is Skiing
Photo: Zach Lucero
In a surprising report out of the state of Michigan, it turns out that literally everyone you know is skiing. Despite the frigid temperatures threatening to freeze every last drop of moisture in the human body and the uncomfortable nature of heavy winter clothes, everyone you know - from your elementary school teacher’s son you ran into at a party once to your college bestie’s roommate who you added on Instagram after sharing an Uber to literally your mom - is spending their money and vacation days sliding down steep rocks covered in the most slippery substance known to man, wearing big ol’ spatulas strapped to each foot. Even more surprising, they are doing this for fun?!
The situation is ongoing, and we here at Memestudium will keep you updated as we learn more through the super cute pics on our Insta feed.
