Out of his Mind, and Out of the Closet
Trump at the 2019 Hot Dog and Pickle Convention
I just received word from the most credible source that Trump is gay.
This word comes from Trump himself. In an interview recently with PCGamer.com, Trump said that he is “totes gay.” That’s right, TRUMP LIKES BOYS … yuck.
Now, I’m only saying “yuck” because Trump is gross looking and very old (old people are gross). I’m NOT saying liking and kissing boys is yuck. Trump kissing anyone gives me the heebie-jeebies. Just imagine Trump giving you a confused old man kiss, it’d be terrible. So Trump is the part that’s gross here, ok? There is nothing wrong with boys kissing boys. I don’t care if boys kiss boys at all, boy kissing is totally cool in my book. Bro I’ll kiss a boy right now!
Anyways, back to Trump. Another crazy thing is that he is literally as Christian as it gets. You can not find anyone more Christian than him. He literally had citizens forcibly moved just so he could go to church! Now that’s dedication to a hobby, and I respect that. Closest I ever got to doing something like that was dropping a hip into this nerd in a Moon Knight costume at Comic Con because he was trying to beat me to spending $60 on a glow in the dark Alien action figure set.
For Trump to be THE Christian and also gay is a big step forward for the religion because now Christianity is gay. Despite Trump looking like my great uncle Dale after he discovered he was allergic to shellfish, I applaud him and Christianity and finally welcome them into the 20th Century.
We here at Memestudium will closely follow this story’s development on PCGamer.com to give you all the latest updates, no matter how yucky.
