Get to Know Pope Francis

Pope Francis

Growing up, Pope Francis was known for his offense-heavy battle strategy in the Pokémon Trading Card Game. His career in Pokémon TCG is what got his name out there in the Pokémon TCG community, but also the Catholic community, which in turn gave him the advantage he needed when dueling for the position of Pope. As Pope he has been celebrated for his more liberal viewpoints, his pro-Pokémon policy, and for kissing another man on TV for money. 

Favorite food: Vodka Red Bull

Least favorite food: Milk

Favorite activity: Being the Pope

Least favorite activity: Waving

Likes: Playing a strong offensive card to start

Dislikes: Being ghosted by God

Goals: Go to heaven

3 Heroes: Jason Klaczynski, Jesus, Charizard

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